September 20, 2002
Hey there... there's good news

Hey there... there's good news and bad news today:

The good news is that you get a special, bonus weekend entry today.  I know you are thrilled.

The bad news?  It's all about lip balm.  I shit you not.  This entry is recycled from one year ago.   Enjoy:

My new tube of ChapStick says "Warning: Avoid contact with the eyes..."  I've been really really REALLY drunk before, but I don't think that's a problem.

Speaking of ChapStick, I don't like it like I used to.  The past few tubes have PALED in comparison to the Ice Drops Medicated I've been using.  That stuff RAWKS! (BTW, go to this website... it's WAY funny that they need all that to sell lip balm)

ALSO on the whole ChapStick tip, I STILL remember, at least 20 years ago, there was a Vaseline Intensive Care lip balm commercial (you DO remember the vaseline in a tube, don't you?) where the woman is all bundled up, and she says basically "ChapStick is all wax.  Wax is for CANDLES!!, you need...) and when she says that, she lights a wick in this tube of ChapStick.  I STILL think that commercial was cool, even now that I'm grown up (sorta)

Well, I have now written WAY MORE about lip balm than I shoulda.  Just so you know, I carry the stuff around with me EVERYWHERE, which is further proof that I am gay gay gay...

Posted by timbrat • 01:33 PMComments (1)
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what is the website for ice drops lip balm???

thanks

Posted by: Christina on November 19, 2003 12:14 PM
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