I have been accused of being shallow, but damn.  Here's the deal.  I bought this sort of self-assessment workbook thingie, because I don't dwell on my weaknesses enough... I need to write them down in a 20 dollar coloring-book-looking book.

So the book asked me to write down some reasons why I have parted ways with partners before.  Apparently, the goal of this exercise was to make me feel shallow and bitchy.  It did that, but it also made me laugh.  I KNOW you want to read this, right?

Okay.  That's what I thought.  I have dumped men because:

• their hair was too long
• their hair was too short
• they were too nelly
• they were too butch
• they were dumber than I am
• they were smarter than myself, and made me feel inferior
• too artistic
• lack of creativity
• psycho (more than a few of these, I'm afraid!)
• "too together"
• too wealthy
• pauper (and/or white trash)
• from a large family
• only child

I could go on, but you get the point.  I'm friggin' GOLDILOCKS over here, only, you know, I'm not blonde, and not a girl, don't make a habit of home intrusion, and I haven't found the bed that's JUST RIGHT.

I do like bears, though...

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Went to visit Mark this evening and help him with his computer.  We ended up eating out, then going shopping a bit.  I bought nothing too exciting, nor did Mark (we each bought a cellphone accessory.  Whoo.  Hoo.)  And then I came home, where it took TEN MINUTES from the time I entered my logon until I could use my computer.  I'm SO over this machine right now.  I need to CAREFULLY back everything up, and then reformat and start over.  There's just no other way right now.

Until later, my webfriends...

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