It's been awhile, but... it's time to:

Critique a Random Web Photo!

Today's is almost TOO easy.  I found this on a personals site for gay men.  He claimed he was 55.  Make your OWN punchline about that.

• "Grandpa?  Why is the keyboard sticky?"
• "Fuck Bob Dole!  I am the Viagra GOD!"
• "No, really... I'd do Bob Dole... where is he?"
• "Do I look sexy in these glasses?"
• Jack didn't understand why his family stopped visiting.
• "We've secretly replaced Grandpa's clothes with kinky sexwear!  Let's see if he notices..."
• "My my... these trusses certainaly have gotten elaborate!"

Well, I did it to myself.

I scheduled myself a weekend that will make me crave Monday.

Okay, no I haven't... I could never be THAT busy! But here's what I have planned:

• On Friday after work, I'm meeting some friends in Austin for some Happy Hour.  It's somebody's birthday, but I don't know who, and that should last until 8 or so.
• After that, I have to get ready to register people to vote.  The changed my bar assignment to a nicer bar, which kind of sucks, because everyone knows me at the seedy one!
• Sleep.
• I have brunch with the Bears at ten, at one of my favorite Austin diners.
• Immediately thereafter, we are taking a daytrip to Fredricksburg, which is about an hour away.  This weekend marks the beginning of their Octoberfest.  Yum... sausage and beer... what more could a guy want?
• When we get back, I've been invited to a big houseparty.  Should be fun, I like the people I know who are going!
• Sleep.
• Sunday morning.  I should attend the worship services of my choice, but something tells me that I'm going to be attending Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic.
• There was supposed to be a Journaler's meeting on Sunday afternoon, but it's been postponed, because of JournalCon, etc... so I might attend chior practice at Our Lady of the Sealy Posturepedic, too.
• I actually just realized that I'm busy, busy busy for Friday and Saturday, but Sunday is free.  Anybody want to make plans?!  I actually could work some, too... we'll see.