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Critique a (non)Random Web Photo!

Usually, I pick a random photo off of the web, but today, I'm using MY photo that I took at the Halloween Street Fair in Dallas.  It's just too tempting.  And yes, I know this is the second time I've made fun of pictures of older gay men.  I have nothing against older gay men in general, but it's all about growing old with grace, okay?

• First of all, if this is your grandfather, I'm sorry.  I'm not sorry that I'm posting his picture and making fun of it, you understand... I'm sorry for you.
• Love the cigarette with the long, graceful ash.  That completes the look.
• Those sandals?  Best part of the outfit.  And yet, they are still so, so wrong.
• Bike shorts, eh?  Interesting choice.
• Why did he let me take his picture? (probably because he didn't know what I was going to do with it!)
• Do you get the impression that he knows Jim Nabors personally?  Because I kinda do.
• "Well Shazam, Sergeant Carter!  I'm just going to Dallas for a few days!  Don't be sad!"
• Polka dots on velvet is a very nice look.  For somebody else.
• He is proof that the old adage "you can never go wrong with black" is not true.
• I will give him this: his lipstick matches the burgundy lightening bolt on the front of his shirt.
• "Andy, I'll have this here po-lice car all runnin' fine by morning!  Tell Opie and Aunt Bea 'Hey' for me, hear?  I'm just going into Mount Pilot for a little gatherin' of friends!"
• Let's just think about this for a second.  He woke up that morning, and PLANNED that outfit.  If that doesn't scare you, then you have a vast, empty soul.  Or perhaps this is your grandfather and you're used to it.

Everyone please have a great Wednesday, and I'll see you back here tomorrow.

omg...awesome. I wish that was my grandfather, or my grandmother even...