It's time to
Critique a (non) Random Web Photo!

Took this one at Wurstfest.  They were my favorite couple there:

These really write themselves, you know.

• Lowered expections are really working out for these two, huh?
• Beer:  Helping ugly people get laid for over one hundred years.
• Yes, that's a sausage on a stick he has there.  I'm not EVEN going to comment on that.
• He is wearing a chicken hat backwards, so that his face appears to come from the chicken's ass.  Not pretty.
• I saw these people about three hours before this picture was taken, and I said, "Oh my god.  Those people are SO drunk"  This is them three hours later.
• These two are grinning like idiots, probably because they KNOW what they look like.
• I'm pretty sure that somewhere, there's a trailer full of cats fighting over one litter box.
• She has spilled beer and grease spots all over her shirt.  It's really kinda gross.
• If he's into nipple play, he chose his mate well... she's right there!
• Look at the eyes on the chicken she's wearing.  Spooky.
• I can't believe I just typed the words "chicken she's wearing."
• Just picture these two getting it on.  Go ahead.  It's scary and fun, both at the same time!