So I've taken a lot of guff from some people who think my Random Web Photo Critiques are mean.  I don't see it that way... I think I'm just being snarky, but whatever.  Several people have told me that I'm seriously screwing up my Karma, and one friend has vowed to take a picture of me and photoshop the hell out of it, and post it and make fun of ME!  In order to apease my critics, I'm turning the snark on myself, and posting and critiquing perhaps the worst photo ever taken of me:

Whew!  Where to start?

• Yes, Mom, I was DRUNK.
• Duh.
• Does this outfit make me look GAY?
• WHOOO!!! FIESTA!
• I look like I'm one step away from the loony bin, don't I?
• I probably didn't need the drink that was in my hand at that time, huh?
• My teeth aren't that yellow, I swear.
• Yes, that's a man wearing a tiara behind me.  I find that many of my friends wear tiaras when drunk.
• Remind me to ask my dentist about tooth whitening, okay?
• I don't think my beads are gaudy enough, do you?
• Really, dude, I don't need another drink, thanks.
• Seriously... has anyone tried those Whitestrip things?  I'm bothered by this...
• Yes, my t-shirt says "Nice Package".  No, I don't know why.

Well, enough of that... hope you've all enjoyed me making fun of myself!

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Still feeling like crap, but that's allergy season for you!  I'm looking foward to a nice relaxing weekend, but I might not get it... you know how my weekends go!

You do look one step closer away from a straight jacket!

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