Man oh man... what a weekend.

I spent the bulk of my weekend with Kurt, and then Sunday, I went to Austin with Mark.  Big fun all weekend.

The following is a list of SOME of the things that I saw or did this weekend:

• A drunk woman standing in a booth at a live rock-and-roll show who was so drunk, she kept turning around, toasting us with her always present longneck bottle (which really is the only kind of beer bottle you find in Texas), and shouting, "Merry Christmas!"
• Later in the evening, she turned around again and slurred, "Feliz Navidad!"  You go, girl.  Kurt thinks she's a dishwasher somewhere, because her hands were as dry as any calloused foot he's ever seen.
• I went shopping with Kurt and we went to a very very nice store named Sloan/Hall.  It is upscale to the max.  They carry Prada shoes, awesome books, bath accessories and fine art, and it's just to cool to describe, but there you go.
• We got in the car and immediately went to the flea market, where we browsed assorted illegal and stolen goods.  I considered a "Gucci" watch that was either fake, or fell off a truck, for seventeen dollars.  I decided against it.
• Also at the flea market, we found some dolls that were labeled "Authentic Porcelain Dolls".  My toilet is also Authentic Porcelain, so I'm sure I have something special on my hands. (so to speak).
• Mullets are still popular among the flea market crowd.
• Bad perms are REALLY popular with the women.
• The bad hair trifecta of bad roots, bad perm, styled in a mullet was spotted.  Three times.  Once on a man.
• Kurt and I, being somewhat catty homosexuals, make fun of this guy every time we see him, because he's so white trash it hurts.  Well, we spotted him... working at the SNACK BAR at the flea market.  Alas, we caught him in a rush, and were unable to say hello.
• On Sunday night, there was a fundraiser put on by the Austin Leathermen.  Some of my favorite carnival booths were the dildo wreath toss, and fishing for cockrings.
• Over this weekend, I saw people dressed like naughty elves, leathermen, drag queens, dick dancers and who knows what else.  If I'd have seen and Indian and a construction worker, I'd have seen all of the Village People.

I'm so glad I'm gay.  My life is SO interesting.