I totally fell in love last night.

We had a little gathering of the Austin Journalers last night and I was really excited, because we were going to meet a new person.  I mean, I'd already MET her, you know... online... but I was really looking forward to knowing her in real life.  Who, you might ask?

InvincibleGirl.

I was late arriving (but well ahead of everyone else) and she was already there, sitting with Greg, and I instantly liked her.  She was funny, smart, sweet, sassy, and really cool.  Did I say cool?  She was super-dee-duper cool.  But not Coolio.  She had better hair than that.

So as time progressed, the other Journalers all went back to their respective and respectable lives, and IG and I decided that we were going to START what we finished!  That's right... we were going to get our DRINK ON!.

She totally was into the whole gaybarhopping idea, and so we did.

We ran into my friends Adrian and Andres, and we had a cool visit with them.  Soon, even they went home, and we were left to our own devices.  We gossiped about some of the people whose journals we read, and were talking all about funny, smart people that we haven't met, but that we want to meet, and that was great fun.

At the country and western gay bar (yes, there is such a thing) we watched an extremely hot guy linedance, and you could tell by the way he shook that fine booty that he was not interested in the females... knowwhatImean?

But that did not deter the Drunkest Girl Ever from trying to get up in that booty.  She was rebuffed.  Repeatedly.  IG and I took great delight in this scene, and were openly laughing.  So Drunk Pathetic Girl stumbled over to us, and asked us if we were laughing at her.

In situations like this, it's important to always tell the truth.

"Oh NO, of course not.  We were talking about a mutual friend of ours named Sarah.  She's really funny."

"Ohmigod!!  Sara'smynametoo." she slurred.

Poor Sarah The Drunk Pathetic Straight Girl.  I hope she finds a man with a fine booty who will wiggle it for her one day.  In the meantime, she might want to check her lipliner, which was crooked.

So I had fun.  I always have fun.  IG is a great new partner in crime.  Watch out, Austin.