December 30, 2002
Splish Splash...

Hope everyone's weekend was nice.  Mine was okay, and I got to see my great grandmother, so it was wonderful.  I shall tell you more about my weekend later this week.

As I mentioned earlier, my sister got me a CD player for my shower.  I think it's a wonderful gift, but I'm currently having a dilemma.

See, now that I got the batteries in it, and found a place in my shower for it, I don't know what kind of music to play in the shower.  I mean, I shower in the morning, and so I need something to get me going.

So.  Dance, right?

Um.  No.  The beat, the rhythm, the headache.  My goodness.  That's TOO MUCH before coffee, okay?

So.  Um.  Oldies?

Well, I've been known to sing Aretha's Respect in the shower more than once, but this genre is strange, too.  I just can't take it this early in the morning.

Um.  What else?

Well, I thought long and hard over this, and have decided that for now, I will listen to Angry Whitney.  Something about her just gets me going.  She's pissed, she's not taking it anymore, and it's not right, but it's okay, dammit.  Crack is for poor people, and wake the hell up, Tim, and greet the day!

I love me some Angry Whitney.  Just keep that troublemaker Bobby Brown away from me, okay?!

Actually, I'm going to make a mix CD for my shower.  Yes, that's right... my gadgets have once again inspired me to make CDs that nobody but me will find amusing or even tolerable.  Kudos to me for not including the obvious, such is Splish Splash, I Was Taking A Bath.  I like SEX first thing in the morning, not SAX, thankyouverymuch...

I am, however, going to include Rubber Ducky, You're The One, by Ernie, he of Sesame Street fame.  I've loved that song since I was young enough for that to be appropriate, and beyond that, I don't know what.  I suppose I could take suggestions... 

Posted by timbrat • 12:55 AMComments (2)
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heheheh... Might I recommend the ever-popular BHF music... BHF? You don't know what BHF stands for... sure you do... there's an Austin Radio Station that used to play it all day and all night long... but apparently they have changed their format... it's not the same anymore.... Maybe I'll just have to whisper it rhymically for you...

Posted by: Mark on December 30, 2002 06:54 AM

AHAHAHAAAA...Angry Whitney. That's hysterical!

Maybe I should make you a morning wake up mix CD as well. A little Gwar, possibly?

Posted by: IG on December 31, 2002 02:51 PM
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