January 09, 2003
Touch THIS, Della

MoFo Della Reese...

I swear to God.  I can't believe I actually just watched an entire episode of Touched By An Angel.  Have you ever seen this?  It's perhaps the sappiest, freakiest show on television.  Seriously.  That show personifies everything I don't like about television, but wouldn't you know that an episode happened to be on the Hallmark Channel (corporate motto: Nothing here for you gay people... switch to Oxygen, you Queen!") and I was too lazy to find the clicker.  I think that I suffer from laziness much more than people who know me might expect.

So I'm watching this sappy shit, and of course, the episode I see HAS to feature Kenny Rogers singing, because really, a show doesn't TRULY start to suck until Kenny warbles about how how She Believes In Him.  Of course, by this time, I'm involved in the show, and am waiting to see if Della Reese or Roma Downey is going to subject themselves to backlighting while some B-list actress pretends to cry.  This episode, it was Roma.  I know you were wondering.  So then, Kenny (whose name on the show was "Denny", because the writers really don't try anymore) sings what I can only assume is his new song, which of course, has the same plot as the entire episode.

I don't know why I subject myself to this.  I have a Tivo full of Trading Spaces, including, I can only hope, episodes that do NOT feature Hildy or Kia.  Tivo also holds the past few episodes of So Graham Norton and even a bit of The Anna Nicole Show.  With all of this TV goodness, why do I watch dreck?  Because I'm lazy.  And also, John Dye.  He ALMOST makes up for the whole Della Reese thing.  Almost.

Posted by timbrat • 08:06 AMComments (1)
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hey tim,
i just popped by to say thanks for the no-smokin' support over on my site. =) i really appreciate the encouragement.

i've never been here before, so of course i had to troll around a bit... and well, this site rocks! =) this has got to be one of the most pleasing designs i've ever come across... if only i had those type of skills... =)

and i like your 'tude. i've read a few posts and i think you and i have some common opinions, likes, and dislikes. for example, hildy and kia are evil design bitches. i would NEVER turn them loose in my house for fear i'd end up with hay on my walls (did you see that episode?!?!). graham norton is the funniest brit since john cleese, and i can't help but watch anna nicole.

anways, i'm gonna link ya cus i like ya. i'm not asking for linkage in return, but damn boy, i dig your site. =)

Posted by: anna on January 9, 2003 10:02 AM
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