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February 28, 2003
Sterotypical Search Terms Entry
I know that it's not uncommon to post search terms that people enter to find your site, but the crop of inquiries I've gotten this week have been so WEIRD lately, I thought I'd share a bit. Someboy ACTUALLY typed these terms into a search engine, which is scary enough. Even more frightening is that the search engine sent them to MY site:
- jesus sticker design on car com (Okay. Whatever. God Bless You and lead, follow, or get out of the way!)
- people with disco clothes (I wanna put on... my my my my boogie shoes!)
- joe millionaire sweater where to buy (WHY?)
- big mexican ass in tight pants (Ew.)
- watch the aflac duck insurance commercial (Again: WHY?)
- anal leakage men underwear (Remind me never to mention this again, okay?)
- what s strange about the jack daniel s distillery (It's in a dry county. But why MY site?)
- fine booty (Gee. Thanks. But I think I was talking about Kurt.)
- german cartoon tattoos (What?)
- guy sitting on toilet (Um.)
- freeballing men (I wrote ONE entry about Kurt not wearing underwear, and I get searched for the term "freeball" for the rest of my life.)
- jewish lounge furniture (Three words that I always put together!)
- san antonio wealthy gay men (Thanks again.)
- sex with no underwear on (Is there another option?)
I just don't know what to say after all that.
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Cool site name. Hee hee
Posted by: claudia on February 28, 2003 01:58 PM
heh. The best is the last one.
Posted by: Claire on March 1, 2003 01:51 AM
HEY --I missed that entry about my "fine" booty...
xoxo
Posted by: Kurt on March 3, 2003 09:54 AM
I don't get it... =o| Also go rate me a turnip please!!!
Posted by: Chloe Schoolkid dans France on May 22, 2003 03:29 AM
Well, by writing #11 you've worsened the situation even more =) But I were just checking if 'freeball' is a legitimate spelling, honest.
Posted by: Alex on September 26, 2003 12:52 PM
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