March 17, 2003
Where is my man?

Thanks for all the comments and emails about GG.  We moved her home (she had been in a nursing home) and has been made comfortable.  She's where she wants to be, and she's being well taken care of... she has a nurse with her 24 hours a day.  We should all be so lucky to go this way.  It sucks, but death is going to be on HER terms.  As a hospice employee, I can't tell you how much that means to me.  I'll keep everyone posted, okay?


Y'all... being single SUCKS.  Sure, I have good friends and family around me a lot.  I am not lonely.  I actually often find myself double or triple booked socially.  I could whip out my cell phone and put together a dinner party with little effort, adn we'd all have a faboo time.

But every morning, I wake up to an empty bed.

People like me.  A lot.  And there are even people who think I'm Hot Stuff (or at least pretty darn Warm Stuff).  But every morning, I wake up in a queen size (of course) bed all by myself. 

I know part of it is my unwillingness to comprimise.  I am PICKY PICKY, because I've settled before, and I won't be making that mistake again.  I know that it's also because I am not totally comfortable with myself... I sometimes forget how great I am, and get shy around people, and don't pursue the way I should.  I feel unworthy.  I know it's silly, but that's how it is.

Back to me being picky.  The man I want to live my life with (whom I don't think I've met yet) will have the following qualities:

  • He will have a warped sense of humor like mine.  He will think my puns are the wittiest ever said.  He will understand when I call the brother of the transexual "Before."  He will find this hilarious.
  • He will love doing laundry, or have sufficent resources to hire someone to do said laundry.  I don't mind scrubbing commodes, but washing clothes sucks.  If he can cook, that's good, otherwise, he'll have to enjoy eating out.  I am not domestic, and he will have to find this endearing.
  • He will do his best to humor me while not being condescending.  I will do the same, I suppose.
  • The sex we have will blow each other's minds.
  • He will allow me to do little things for him, but won't expect them.  I will do my best to live up to this, too.
  • He will have a car (trust me, been there, done this one!)
  • He will not blow his nose at a dinner table.

Are we beginning to see why I'm single?  Yeah, I thought so.


Hey... Texas Folk!

Does anyone know where fat, slutty women buy their clothes?  I need some 28W trashy clothes for a party I'm attending.  Any help would be appreciated, and also rewarded by photos! (Has anyone seen my shame?)

Posted by timbrat • 04:14 PMComments (6)TrackBack (0)
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Not that I know where slutty women shop (let alone anyone who wears a size 28!!), but the only place I can think of that sells 'big' clothes is walmart, lane bryant, and sears. But I don't know if they go that large, or how slutty they'd be. You might have yto make some alterations.

Posted by: amy on March 17, 2003 04:40 PM

The store where I buy all of my cheap ass slutty clothes ( I call it the Hootchie Mama store on my page) is called Simply Fashions. I looked and there is one in Austin at 202 Oltfort Street. Good luck! But warning: pleather pants make your everything sweat.

Posted by: Weetabix on March 17, 2003 06:38 PM

I bet Goodwill has a great selection. Oh! Also Lucy in Disguise on South Congress.

Posted by: Rachel on March 17, 2003 07:02 PM

Do ya'll have Ross Crossdress for Less out there in Austin? I'll bet they've got just what you're looking for!

Posted by: Beth on March 18, 2003 12:32 AM

all the dragqueens i have dated all took me to WalMart to get glamorized... and Frederick's Of Hollywood.

Posted by: fredlet on March 18, 2003 06:10 PM

Yes... you might try the outlet mall is San Marcos there are several store that fit that description

Posted by: Colleen on March 20, 2003 05:04 PM
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