Do you ever say to yourself, "Wow, wouldn't it be cool if...?"

That is perhaps one of the most dangerous phrases in the English language.  I'm quite certain that anytime you say that to yourself, you're about to do something stupid.  It's a certainty, really.

For instance, I washed my car today.  Not by HAND, you understand, but by something called Laserwash, which I don't think really involves lasers, but it IS kinda cool because there's a robot arm spraying your car.

So as you drive out of the wash, these really, really high-power blowers blow on your car to dry it off.  So I thought (say it with me) "Wouldn't it be cool if I opened the sunroof to see how hard these jets are blowing?"

So I did, and it blew the contacts out of my eyes.

And I sat there, trying to focus, and I said the other thing guys always say in that situation: "That was stupid."

I do something like that once a week or so.  I swear, I'm apparently twelve years old. 

LOL -- Dude.... That made my day -- SORRY, but was reading this and decided to go all the way back through this as you are subscribed to my zanga site and I have got to tell you -- THIS MADE MY FUCKING DAY ... Thank you - LOL, Sorry about the contacts , but thank you. I am not alone !! I have done shit like this my whole life---- Don't ever regret it, its what makes us fun people...LOL - ROB

hahahaha thats so funny! i wonder what would of happoned if you had ....i dont know what i'm saying. well keep doing funny things like that because its people like u that make life interesting!