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A conversation with Anna
Fiesta time!
My life as a sitcom, holiday family edition
My current TiVo queue
Holidalies obligitory update
First Person, Personal
Random Web Photos: Santa's Lap
Flushed.
Shopping and Watching
4:12 am, Sunday
Hello, this the Omni Hotel operator, may I help you?
Yes, I'd like to request a wake-up call for 7:45 am.
Um, okay. Weren't you just down in the lobby?
Yes, but that wasn't me who was on the lobby floor. That was just someone I was with, and we just...
Um, I think I'll request your wake-up call for 7:45, and another one fifteen minutes later, okay?
You are a very wise man.
Well, sleep well.
Urmph.
Isn't it amazing? They don't have a bagel toaster that works, but they have a marble reception area that's INCREDIBLY comfortable when you need it to be!
Hello, Sherriff Tim! It was grand meeting you this weekend. I hope you had as good of a time as I did!
I am so, so thrilled to have met you. Personally I think that we should open our own bar called Tim's Lounge. I could be the resident drunken idiot, and you could be the charming karaoke host.
I would love to drink at that bar, assuming of course there would be a gorilla to ride. And I could borrow Trance's cane for Just a Gigalo.
I'm so conditional.
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