So Mare and I are chatting online just about everynight, and I fear that we're not making sense to anyone but ourselves anymore:

Mare says:

How are you, gorgeous?

timbrat says:

that show is so faboo

Mare says:

didn't you LOVE it?

timbrat says:

I was SQUEALING like a girl!

timbrat says:

of course

Mare says:

That KISS!

timbrat says:

Seth is fucking stupid

Mare says:

OH MY GOD! I KNOW!

Mare says:

But I have a problem now.

Mare says:

Do we like Summer?

timbrat says:

we DO like Summer, in spite of ourselves

Mare says:

I mean, isn't there a little bit of us that loves Summer?

Mare says:

Especially Summer in that red and white outfit. Hello!

timbrat says:

We feel that she's a bit bitchy, but has a heart of gold

timbrat says:

speaking of clothes...

Mare says:

oui?

timbrat says:

the Cohens are sending him to a bitchy private school....

Mare says:

and don't they buy him clothes?

timbrat says:

so why is he still wearing the same scuffed up shoes?

Mare says:

tatty!

Mare says:

Ta.Tty.

timbrat says:

We get it, now.Okay?He was Poor!He rejects all the Rich Stuff.But polish your fuckin' shoes, man!

Mare says:

And... hi. Question. That bag that Marissa is using to carry her books...

timbrat says:

well...

Mare says:

ok, yeah... it's not your average bookbag...

timbrat says:

she's Recently Shamed

Mare says:

but hell! It's so... WINTER!

Mare says:

I mean... black and gold?

Mare says:

in september?

Mare says:

with sandals?

Mare says:

and we know her daddy ain't that po'.

timbrat says:

in California.I know.But nothing says “Recently Cheated On And Shamed, Leading To An Overdose in Mexico” like bad accessories.

Mare says:

Like CHANEL bad accessories.

timbrat says:

her daddy po'he steal from the white man trust fund

Mare says:

LOL!

timbrat says:

maybe that’s, "Cheated On, Shamed, and Poorly Accessorized, Leading To An Overdose In Mexico"

Mare says:

Ok... are we liking Luke yet?

Because part of me? Still really loves his chiselled jaw.

timbrat says:

oh, and would you not have quit your job with the Mindfuck Bitch by now?

timbrat says:

I mean... she's all about breaking him up, right?

Mare says:

I KNOW!

Mare says:

Rachbitch

Mare says:

And is it me, or do you think they could have gone with better casting?

Mare says:

Or at least, a different shade of blond!

Mare says:

I keep mixing up the Mindfuck Bitch with the Wife

timbrat says:

yeah... she should be all dark haired with bushy eyebrows...

timbrat says:

all after Sandy and shit

Mare says:

nah, then we'd mix her up with Sandy!

timbrat says:

and when they kissed (and you KNOW they will.... everybody kisses everyone on this show eventually) it would be all meta...

timbrat says:

you know when they'll lose me?

Mare says:

when?

timbrat says:

never ever

timbrat says:

I'm hooked

Mare says:

it's RIVETING!

Mare says:

I'm not even EMBARASSED about it!

Niether am I, Mare... neither am I.

You're so gay! But aren't you glad I insisted that you watch "It's All Relative" before "OC" started? You missed a totally faboo episode last week when they did their Halloween party.

There is NO shame in loving The O.C. You know why? Because that, my friend, is some quality television. QUAL-I-TY.

whats the o.c address?