November 11, 2003
Critique a Random Web Photo

I was gonna tell you all about Wurstfest (I had a GREAT time), but I think I'll just...

Critique a Random Web Photo
(by request, you're welcome)

Behold:

This one is totally shooting fish in a barrel here, but oh well, call me lazy:

  • "I AM the Burger King, dammit"
  • "Where's my drink?  I swear I had it in my han-- Oh."
  • "I'm sorry, Mama, I know it's not fair I get wear both the teeth and the crown, but you gots the pretty teal tanktop, and I had to wear this white 'un.  Life isn't fair!"
  • "Life sure is good now that Pa welded lawn chairs that'll hold us!"
  • Don't you wish you were there?  I'll bet these women smell really clean and pretty.
  • Will someone please remind me to not allow my naked arm that close to a wide-angle lens?

That's all I have for now.  In the comments section, you can leave your own, as always.

Posted by timbrat • 11:44 AMComments (4)TrackBack (0)
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Goddammit, Silas! You set it in there with the straw pointed the wrong direction again!

Posted by: M. Giant on November 12, 2003 02:17 PM

This here's mah neck-stretchin' exercise.

Posted by: Kim on November 12, 2003 04:36 PM

Oh my... It's the Infamous Motel 6 Sisters. Mavis and Mimi.

Posted by: Paul on November 28, 2003 10:28 AM

Dayum Bobbie Lee, McDonald's sure did pay a lotta dough to get me to wear this crown. I wonder why?

Posted by: Burn on November 28, 2003 08:00 PM
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