I don't know if I've mentioned it before, but people tend to drop off unwanted pets at my work.  I guess they figure if we care for dying people, we'll be nice to strays.  And we are.  We allow cats to hang around our office and become ferel, which takes, what?  Two weeks?

Last week, we had CRAZY good weather here.  Skies as blue as topaz.  I suspect that Montana is jealous of our Big Sky.  And the temperature is about perfect. 

As a result of this wonderful weather, I have been driving around with the sunroof of my car open.  Also, you know I'm forgetful, right?  So I would be prone to leaving the roof open after lunch?  You can see where this is going.

So I opened my driver's side door at quitting time, and the cat looked up at me as if I was intruding on his new space, and that I should just take a moment to fuck off, because apparently, Volvo leather is CATNIP, babee!

Wary of getting bitten, scratched or otherwise harmed by this cat, I decided to reason with it.  That worked as well as you'd think it would, so I resorted to trying to move it away with my manbag, all to no avail.

I was, however, able to get the cat off my seat, and into the passenger floorboard, where the cat looked me in the eye, and began pissing.  This did not make me happy, but once the cat finished, she left the car.

Damn squatters.

hehehe... could have been worse Zigfried! You know how dangerous pussy can be when you startle it. (PS) You better hope it stays cold until you get rid of the volvo.... that ain't new car scent baby... we're talking serious damage to the resale value)

Tim, I can just imagine the drama that occurred as you pushed that cat with your manbag. Advice from a sister with two dogs and a toddler who I am trying to potty train. Go to PETCO and buy Natures Miracle. It is the ONLY thing that can get that smell out of your car. Otherwise, you are in for worse times ahead, I promise!! Love you :)

Happened to me once. I NEVER got the smell completely out. Yuck. Good luck!

Tara is wise. She is sooo right about Nature's Miracle.