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Critique a Random Web Photo!!

This one's easy.  I actually know the background on this one.  This is the American Cancer Society's Polyp Man.  I shit you not (hee... shi... oh, nevermind)

• Does the nurse on the right look like the scary third-grade teacher that you hated?  Yeah, she stirs that emotion in me, too.
• She looks like she's preparing to slap the polyp.  What a dedicated medical professional!
• She looks THRILLED to be in a photograph with Polyp Man, huh?
• The polyp looks happy, huh?  I guess s/he's about as happy as I would be if I had to dress up like a pre-cancerous ass growth.
• Yeah, who did she piss off, anyway?  That sucks.  If s/he's doing comunity service, s/he should get doubletime.  Damn.
• I like the addition of the green hat.  Very festive.  Because if you HAVE to dress up like a pre-cancerous ass growth, it's important to be festive. 
• "Hey!  I'm a pre-cancerous ass growth!  Happy Happy!  Have a camera stuck up your ass man, it'll save your life!"
• The other nurse (on the left) makes me happy.  I like her.  Look at her face, she TOTALLY gets the joke.

I don't want to give the impression that I'm against colonoscopy screening.  In fact, I think it's a wonderful tool in the fight against this killer.  But this costume is just... silly.

Finally people will believe me when I tell them about Polyp Man!! I saw an ad featuring polyp man late one night and absolutely everyone thinks I was hallucinating in an alchoholic haze. Now I have proof - PROOF!! - of this very very VERY strange mascot.

The nurse in the blue - definitely a man.

I saw that costume in the back of my cousin's closet... this worries me. This worries me a lot.

Hey there. Sorry I missed you tonight. We walked into the bar, I saw you, turned around to get my drink and by the time I turned back you had apparently left for the night. :)

Looks like Polyp Man needs some help from those queer guys on that show. The nurse on the left (in the purple or lavendar or whatever) could probably make me happy too. You got her phone number?

I love the nurse in purple. How could you not? She be hot

Why does Polyp Man need glasses? I mean there cant be much to look at?