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A conversation with Anna
Fiesta time!
My life as a sitcom, holiday family edition
My current TiVo queue
Holidalies obligitory update
First Person, Personal
Random Web Photos: Santa's Lap
Flushed.
Shopping and Watching
My mind works in odd ways (something you have probably figured out by now.) For no reason at all, I did a Google image search for "Santa's Lap" and found a goldmine of humor. So much, that I felt compelled to share a few.
It's just SAD when you outweigh Santa. Also, Santa looks like a real dork here.
Okay, I actually know her. This is Nuclia Waste. She likes Santa.
This Santa likes his subject. Also: ewwww. Santa should never be drunk!
"Um... Santa? That had BETTER be one of those novelty candy canes!"
You KNOW you're going to get your wish if Santa tweaks your nips. Especially if your wish is DIRTY GAY SANTA SEX!
And finally, a photo that needs no caption. It's wrong-ness is fabulous, and this Santa looks scared:
Ho! Ho! Ho! indeed.
(I'm totally going to come up in Google searches for "Dirty gay Santa sex," aren't I?)
Oh, man, I needed the laugh!
© Tim Bratcher.
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