My current TiVo queue:.

I like things that make me happy.  TiVo does that for me.  Here's a list of what I have set up to tape, or have recorded and need to watch:

• Cheaters.  I have been a fan of this show since before most people could get it.  I have actually seen one of these busts live, and it's fun to watch.  I briefly dated a producer who supplied me with unedited episodes, and that was fun.  Shame that relationship didn't work out, but this about my guilty pleasures...not my regrets (call me, David!)  Now that it's on daily, my little TiVo faitfully gets it for me.  I watch it every night before I go to bed.  I currently have three episodes taped... one was so wonderful, it's saved until I have no room for anything else.
  
• A Real Sex Xtra: Poronocopia: Going Down.  A show that HBO is SO proud of, they don't even mention it on their website.  It's a six-part series and I am lovin' every second of it.  Because I'm apparently 12 years old, and like to see titties on TV.
  
• The OC.  Duh.  It's wonderful in its cheese.  And I like cheese.  And hot boys with lots of money.  I DO, however, worry that I might be a little bit of a pedophile when I watch this, but since the actors are apparently in their late 20s or something (a la 90210) I don't feel QUITE as bad.  Also: dont' tell anyone, but I bought the Chrismukkah album on iTunes today.  Save me.
• Desperate Housewives.  Apparently, all of the US likes cheese, and I'm addicted to this mess, too.  I at least once an episode say "Oh NO she d'in't!" and THAT'S quality television, folks!
• Drawn Together.  I love this show, because it's so over-the-top.  The boardroom with Richie Rich... that was pure comic genious.  Sometimes, it's a bit ham-handed in it's writing, and they club a joke to death, assuming I didn't get the nuance, but it's easily forgiven, because it's so cool.  SIDE NOTE: Xandir: CALL ME!  I dig men on Everlasting Quests... espicially when they're as cute as you are!

There's more, but I'm already embarresed enough.  Like the Britcoms (My Hero?  What a steaming pile of shit, and I can't stop watching it!)  Or the horrid Gilligan's Island reality show on TBS that doesn't even deserve a link.

But Drawn Together is on at the same time as Project Runway, which is just mean for them to do to us. I have to go with Runway (and I don't have Tivo).

My GOD! Tell me you didn't LOVE LOVE LOVE when Kiki threw that vase at Caleb's head! Wasn't that WONDERFUL? I totally want to do that one day. Kisses!

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